48‑hour laminated dough for that shatter‑crisp bite.
Our Story
Night time snacks for the night time people!
We’re an independent bakehouse focused on serving late night and 3rd shift workers. Our menu has different featured pasteries every 2 - 4 weeks! Our main focus is being accessible to people who are looking for a late night snack.
Looking for a custom order? We do small event boxes, office pastry trays, and weekend brunch bundles. Pre‑order below and we’ll confirm within one business day.
Disclaimer: This website is a work of parody and is intended for entertainment purposes only. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representative of any actual business, product, or service.
That being said, I hope that one day this will be an actual business!
